I’m serious!

*hunches shoulders, squints an eye and points an accusatory finger*
*glares the mean Mommy Glare*

If I hear this repeated ANYWHERE were gonna have problems.

And, so help me God, heads will roll if you jinx me.

But I have to admit that….

I think I’m funnier when I’m pregnant.

Now then, forget you ever read this and definitely, definitely do NOT share this with anyone.