*hunches shoulders, squints an eye and points an accusatory finger*
*glares the mean Mommy Glare*
If I hear this repeated ANYWHERE were gonna have problems.
And, so help me God, heads will roll if you jinx me.
But I have to admit that….
I think I’m funnier when I’m pregnant.
Now then, forget you ever read this and definitely, definitely do NOT share this with anyone.